back to school

wazzzzuuuuuup-well back to school  on like my fourth senior year, I think I’m a chronic student.

i wanna make money!

lates here’s your song for the day

adidas

here’s your song of the day-this song is from a bad ass adidas comercial with a cool house

party

thanksgiving

life’s been hectik latley-family in town and junk-gotta learn how to roll my eyes without anybody seeing

kinda sick today too

here’s your song of the day

happy friday the 14

soooo-have you ever heard the saying “another day, another dollar”  well for me it’s like another day another……not a dollar, if you doubled the salary i’m making right now it would only be 20,000 a year, thats bunk

here ya go-this should make a cool t-shirt design for anybody who wants to make money off of t-shirtsgool

and this song pretty much sums up my mood alot of the time

PTSD

not much new in my world-I have a feeling I might be one of those artists that makes some money off of their work when they are dead, so I’ll get paid in the year 3000 and I’ll be rich HAR HAR HAR

WORD!

fallen

anemic

couldn’t think of a title for just some random crap on a monday

hope yall get something done-here’s some artedge

and your song of the day

my brain is stoopid,

so I’ve decided that the best way to describe my thought pattern is like a bunch of small objects bouncing around in a box-if you made the walls of the box a way of acting or an idea, and then shook the box vigoursly-that is how I think! so bassicly my brain is like a giant maracca~shaka shaka

ballz

here todays SONG O’ THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

people call me van wilder because I’ve been in school so long…but I’ve never takin offence to that,

i see people that got through college in 4 years as sorta robots-following a program

but what do I know-I’m pushing close to a decade and am completly broke

bad ass song

what’s the Haps-happy thurzday,

so just found this song-the art and visuals are pretty bad ass

lates

Art of the 20th and 21st century

so world art 1 and two were actually pretty cool but this is the second time i have had to take this art history class and the only way i can think about the art historians writing is “verbal diarhea!”

these authors of this book for this class are so proud about how inteligent they sound when talking about art and it’s cultural context and every person who has ever said anything about art and then what their cousin said and why that’s important. the reading all jumbles together and it tranlates into

BLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! which is a barfing noise but pretty much sums up the spewing of hot liquid out of an orafice that is the content of both volumes of this book,

I’m sure any dialoge between these history-ish/intelectual types and the actual artist would go like

Historian(all snobby sounding):  Now what is the cultural relevance of this work of art and what does it mean?

Artist: well ted, it means……………………………….FUck OFF!!!, pay me money, I’m starving and I painted a red square and titled it “not a red square” which makes me a artistic genious, okay, you just wote a book, Buy me a red bull and a sandwhich you uppity art history intelectual sounding prick.

I hate art history! but I drew a picture of me studing art historyblea

and heres today’s song of the day for today

lates

Austin’s Net theory

So in the movie, Anti trust the villian guy explains life in the computer business as “binary” in that you are either a 1 or a zero and you are either dead or alive. I thought that this would be a great analogy for a way one should approach the internet. A person should try to figure out if one self is a 1 or 0 relating to either being a positive or negative influence on the internet and how this relates to daoism and the yin yang, this got me all caught up in the philosophy of balance, and how you can’t have a positive without a negative, and you can’t destroy unless you create and all the other junk you can get out of those realtionships.

This is when I realized that my net theory was pretty lame and did not really explain what the internet is. this is when I had an epiphany that the net is fundamentally a massive rubiks cube! in basically that, you know how it starts and you know how it ends, but it is something that you start messing with and keep messing with until eventually you get hooked and you find that you couldn’t stop fucking with it even if you tried and you regret ever picking it up because your hopelessly addicted and you end up kicking across a parking lot. (insert emoticon here)

Eventually I realized that this theory was also pretty lame and had the intellectual quality of a brain dead adolesent with anger management issues. The internet has a ton of really helpful stuff that makes life a lot easier. the internet is connectivity and a super helpful tool to expand learning and one of the best ways to get information in the information age, the only draw back is that the internet is very much like an “event horizon.” Also the internet is very polluted with all sorts of crap like advertising and porn and a bunch of dorks with too much time on their hands. so it becomes like a river of shit and you either have a paddle or you don’t. and you have to swim through the crap to actually get to the pertanant info.

When I tried to nail down what I really thought about the internet and what it was I realized that what I thought changed and adapted like some sub atomic particles on acid, and had a lot to with Fractal geometry and some quantum physics and stuff with a little observational bias too, I feel that a large majority of the entire Nets information are directions on how to get off of your computer and physically go do something that will give you something to talk about when you come back to the net.( add a emoticon) I came to the conclusion that the internet is whatever each person wants it to be, the only problem is there is like a brazillion other people on the net that want it to be something else! i guess the only way you would be able to get control of the net is if you pulled off some sort agent smith move and cloned what you wanted the net to be on to all other servers.

Shouldn’t be to hard, just start by watching the movie hackers, changing your name to zero cool, learning all the code ever, and become a digital Jedi, while being able afford an Internet connection, not be caught by the government, pay for glasses because of the eye damage you get, be all autistic with numbers, maintain a social life to avoid a stereotype, make your parents proud, watch out for terrorists, stay healthy, develope social skills, get an avatar on second life, and work in time to eat some cerial and have fun.

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